Wednesday, May 2, 2012

“Fangs for Nothing.” or “Dental Damage”



In Poland, a man who broke up with his dentist girlfriend still kept an appointment with her 2 days later, only to have her put him under and pull out all of his teeth.  She now faces 3 years in prison.  She may get off, as there are a lot of gaps in his story.

Now, of course, she has not only lost a boyfriend, she has lost a patient.

If she was smart, she saved the teeth so she can make them into a shiv in prison.

Like most boyfriends, he would have been fine if he had just kept his mouth shut.

In light of what happened to him, his dental insurance company is desperately trying to deny his claim.

On the bright side, his toothache won’t be a problem anymore.

Most people hearing about this were shocked.  Except John Wayne Bobbitt, who said, “Oh, big deal.”

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