Monday, May 7, 2012

"Police Raid" or “Narcotics Division”


A police dispatcher  in Vermont showed up for training at the Police Academy with marijuana.  Of all the ranking officers there, she was the highest.

Her excuse was that she didn’t want to leave her pot in the car, where someone could steal it, making even more work for police.

She explained her mistake, saying “When I’m stoned, I mix up the words dispatch with dispensary.”

She had just gotten the marijuana from her local dispensary.  Which is her nickname for the evidence locker.

“What type of pot is this?  It’s labeled ‘Exhibit ‘A’.”

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