“Wu’s Woes”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/07/david-wu-sex-scandal-/1?csp=hf

Oregon Congressman David Wu announced today that he will resign, as he faces allegations of having an unwanted sexual encounter with a campaign contributor’s 18-year-old daughter.  Or as Congress has begun to call that, “self-imposed term limits.”

“Adult Films, but Not Adultery”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2011-06-15-weiner-twitter-porn-actress_n.htm

A former porn actress named Ginger Lee claims that Congressman Anthony Weiner told her to lie about their email exchanges and Twitter messages.  It’s strange that Weiner might have expected her to remain quiet, since porn stars are not usually known for keeping their mouths closed.

Many of Weiner’s colleagues have issued calls for him to resign.  And most want his seat to be taken by Ginger Lee.

Most of the calls to resign are coming from within his own party, which is ironic, since Weiner’s whole scandal seems to have come from the fact that he wanted to party.

“Weiner Working”

In the midst of the scandal involving Congressman Anthony Weiner, it's being reported that his wife is now pregnant.  Weiner initially denied, but then admitted that he tweeted his sperm to her vagina.

“Weiner Pens Apology”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/06/anthony-weiner-resign-twitter-scandal-/1

Rep. Anthony Weiner wrote an apology note to his neighbors for the media blitz that has taken hold around his home since his Twitter photo scandal began.  To make it up to those neighbors, Weiner has offered to flash them.

“Battle of the Bulge”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110606/ap_on_re_us/us_congressman_twitter_photo

New York’s Congressman Anthony Weiner has finally admitted that he tweeted inappropriate photos of himself, but will not resign from office.  He added, “Voters and my Twitter followers will continue to get exactly the Weiner they signed on for.”

Weiner now admits that he both sent the lewd photos and lied about it just so he’d fit in with the other guys in Congress.

Rep. Weiner's pictures were just doing what his name and title suggest: representing his weiner.

“Weinerville”

Congressman Anthony Weiner came under fire this week for allegedly sending a picture of his groin area via Twitter.  Weiner denied it, saying, “Why would I send out pictures of my penis when it’s just as easy to stream video?”

He claims it was in response to demand from constituents to learn what’s in his congressional briefs.

Rep. Weiner has since claimed that he is the victim of a prank… that began when he was born with the last name Weiner.

In the media, the scandal is being called “Weinergate,” which is also what the Congressman calls his fly.

“Artificial Intelligence”

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/01/watson-takes-on-congress/

Democratic Congressman Rush Holt defeated the computer Watson in a mock game of Jeopardy on Tuesday. His high intelligence means that he will no longer be considered electable and will be shunned by the Democrats in 2012.

"Graphic Depiction"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/02/rep-john-lewis-civil-rights-graphic-novel-/1

Georgia Congressman John Lewis has signed a deal to write a graphic novel depicting his experiences in the civil rights movement in the 1960’s. Lewis’ supporters and civil rights advocates were both pleased by the announcement, but not as pleased as comic book fans who prefer the term “graphic novel.”

Lewis’s graphic novel will recount his struggles, such as being beaten by state police on a march through Alabama, and then publishers will spice it up by giving him superpowers.

Now that a sitting Congressman has become a graphic novel author, it has paved the way for Speaker of the House John Boehner to write his own autobiographical graphic novel, Orange-Man, who has the power to blast his enemies with super-human tears.