Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts

Thursday, January 17, 2013

“Kim and Kanye Konceive”


Kim Kardashian said that she had a hard time getting pregnant.  But once the video camera was rolling…

If families with young children watch the Kardashians on TV and the kids start asking where babies come from, their parents should explain to them, “A baby is made when a man and a woman love attention very much…”

The baby already has its own reality show, with the crew filming 24/7 from inside Kim’s uterus. 

But to be fair, they were already there before she got pregnant.

A few years after the baby is born, Kim and Kanye already can’t wait to show their child the tape of his or her conception.

Kim and Kanye have decided NOT to show the birth on television.  Some moments are just so special and private that they only belong on pay-per-view.

It’s too soon to know if the baby will look like Kim or Kanye when its born, but like all 3-month fetuses, for now its face looks like Bruce Jenner.

Friday, June 10, 2011

“Weiner Working”

In the midst of the scandal involving Congressman Anthony Weiner, it's being reported that his wife is now pregnant.  Weiner initially denied, but then admitted that he tweeted his sperm to her vagina.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

“Mariah’s Carrying”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-10-28-carey-cannon_N.htm

Mariah Carey announced that she and husband Nick Cannon are expecting a baby. Carey is having an assistant hold up her stomach until she can hire a nanny to do it.

Being pregnant seems to agree with her. Mariah said, “I already can’t wait to give all my love and nurturing to my wonderful new album – I mean baby.”