“Animal Magnetism”

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Kim Kardashian told Cosmopolitan magazine that because of all her public scrutiny, she sometimes feels like a zoo animal.  She should really try front-facing sex.

She is like a zoo animal: she has no job, she struts around on display, and the public is able to observe her mating rituals any time of day.

Asked if she was thinking of any zoo animal in particular, she said, “I guess Khloe.”

The only zoo animal Kim could actually be mistaken for would be a species of camel that has the humps on the backside.

“Boobs on Fox”

Khloe Kardashian accidentally showed a nipple while appearing on "Fox and Friends" Tuesday.  It wasn't censored because the producers thought Khloe was a man.

“Kim & Kris”

Kim Kardashian got engaged to boyfriend of 6 months, Kris Humphries.  Most people recognize Humphries from the New Jersey Nets.  Most people recognize Kim from the fishnets.

The couple has a real shot at lasting happiness, especially since Kris meets the most important criteria: he spells his first name with a “K.”

Kin says she was shocked that her boyfriend proposed.  Fans were shocked that she had a white boyfriend.

“Keeping Up with Inflatable”

According to Radar Online, a new life size blow-up doll will be modeled after Kim Kardashian. It comes with a pre-inflated ego.

The doll is intended only for white men, since any black guy can have the real thing.

The doll is to be filled with air, as opposed to the real Kim, who is filled with Botox.

No Khloe Kardashian doll is planned. If you want Khloe, just over-inflate the Kim doll.