"Nadya 'Solo' Suleman" or "OctoMom's Big 'O'"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/octomom-nadya-suleman-porn-pornography_n_1495915.html

Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman began work on her first adult film last week, in which she will be performing solo. It makes sense, since she has already fallen so low.

In the film she has a scene where her body is covered in Spaghettio’s.  The O’s are an artistic, symbolic representation of her, of course.  O for Octomom, or big-round-‘O’-shaped- gaping-hole, take your pick.

Wanting her film to have an artistic feel, of course, for inspiration she turned to a Franco-American style.

The tile of the yet-to-be-completed film has not been released, but obviously it should be Octopussy.

“Eight for Today”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/07/octomoms-kids-wreak-havoc-on-today-set-/1

Octomom Nadya Suleman appeared on the Today show for an interview with her octoplets and one older daughter.  Nadya stressed that she was not being paid for the interview, unless you count free babysitting by Ann Curry.

“Octo-Wash”

Nadya Suleman, the Octo-mom, is having a car wash to help pay her bills.  She gets the car clean, but she uses the babies as shammies.

It's an automatic car wash.  You park it at the entrance and it slowly goes along a track into her vagina.

“OctoPay”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-12-26-octomom-eviction_N.htm

“Octomom” Nadya Suleman is facing eviction from her 4-bedroom house in La Habra, allegedly oweing $450,000 as a balloon payment. Suleman thought that the term “balloon payment” was just an expression, referring to her uterus.

Nadya is still optimistic, knowing that this story puts her face back in the media where she wants it.

Based on the money she owes, Nadya is trying to figure out how many of her babies she can sell to Kate Gosslyn.

Nadya, of course, has a back-up plan. She’s on the phone right now trying to get Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to adopt all the kids.

"Doc Oc" or “The More the Merrier”

It was discovered that the Octomom’s fertility doctor implanted her with twelve embryos. Because 13 might have been morally questionable.

The doctor implanted 12, but apparently, it turned out she could only afford to pay for eight.

The doctor doesn't work in the field of fertility anymore, because he is clearly over-qualified.

“Octopus?”

TMZ has learned that Vivid Entertainment has offered Octomom Nadya Suleman $500,000 dollars to star in a porn movie. She is considering the offer, because that much money could go a long way towards neglecting her children.

Half a million dollars sounds like a lot of money for a porn movie, but that amount doesn't even cover the cast of thousands who will all simultaneously be inside her.

Adding to the budget will be special audio instruments to try to drown out the echo from her vagina.

Actually, they just want to use her as a location because the Grand Canyon wasn’t available.