Friday, September 17, 2010

“Octopus?”

TMZ has learned that Vivid Entertainment has offered Octomom Nadya Suleman $500,000 dollars to star in a porn movie. She is considering the offer, because that much money could go a long way towards neglecting her children.

Half a million dollars sounds like a lot of money for a porn movie, but that amount doesn't even cover the cast of thousands who will all simultaneously be inside her.

Adding to the budget will be special audio instruments to try to drown out the echo from her vagina.

Actually, they just want to use her as a location because the Grand Canyon wasn’t available.

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