“Museum of Modern Arnie”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/10/schwarzenegger-dedicates-museum-to-himself/1

Arnold Schwarzenegger flew to the town of Thal, Austria, were he grew up, to dedicate the museum that was his boyhood home.  It is unknown if that home originally had a Mexican housekeeper for him to have sex with.

Arnold unveiled a statue in his likeness, but continues to conceal additional, illegitimate children in his likeness.

“Terminating their Marriage”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ap_en_mo/us_schwarzenegger_shriver_separation

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced in a joint statement Monday that they were splitting up.  By releasing a prepared statement, Arnold didn’t have to grope for words.

Maria may have been California’s First Lady, but she certainly won’t be Arnold’s last.

Arnold explained, “Maria just doesn’t understand me,” to which Maria replied, “It’s that stupid accent.”

It’s possible that the direction of Schwarzenegger’s career may have put too much stress on their relationship.  After all, he has been unemployed since January.

The timing of the split is puzzling to many, especially since the Hollywood power couple hasn’t even made a reality show yet.

As Arnold stood in the doorway with his suitcases in his hands, his last words to Maria were, “I’ll be back.”

There were no accusations of infidelity, although it is well known that Arnold spent the last 7 years screwing California.

Now that the former Mr. Universe will be living alone again, for the first time in years he'll be pumping his own iron.

“Arnold’s Back”

Arnold Schwarzenegger is reportedly interested in returning in another 'Terminator' movie .  But only because Gray Davis' screentest was terrible.

Arnold just won’t be satisfied until the franchise is left with a huge deficit and on the brink of bankruptcy.

Rumor is, Meg Whitman wants the role next.