"A Shot at the White House"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/11/bullet-hits-obama-white-house/1

A man was arrested Wednesday for allegedly firing 2 shots at the White House Friday night, one of which hit a bullet-proof window.  Tea partiers blame the incident on the decline of the neighborhood since President You-Know-Who moved in.

The 2 bullets were recovered and the weapon they came from was found – at taxpayers’ expense, complained Republicans.

“White House De-Fence"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/man-climbs-over-white-house-fence-nabbed-by-secret-service/2011/09/20/gIQAoXi8iK_story.html

A man who jumped the fence and was running towards the western entrance of The White House Tuesday afternoon was stopped and apprehended by uniformed secret service officers.   The man appeared to pose no threat; he was just a Tea Partier who thought this is how you run for president.

Once the man was identified, agents told him, “If you want to see the president, just make an appointment like everyone else, Vice President Biden.”

“Barack on Bullying”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/03/obama-bullying-is-not-something-we-have-to-accept/1

President Obama spoke in a White House conference on bullying Thursday, saying that threats and intimidation are not things that we have to accept. To prove his point, Obama then refused to give America’s lunch money to China.

Obama then sent North Korea to the principal’s office.

Of course, Obama taking an anti-bullying stand is easy. Especially when Secret Service is right there, 24/7 to protect him from bullies.

Right after his speech, however, Republicans began picking on Obama’s politics, his funny-sounding name, and his big ears.

When Obama said that no one has the right to intimidate another or impose their will on them to get their way, conservatives immediately criticized the statement as an attack on marriage.

“Big Rigs’ New Rules”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2010/10/trucks-fuel-economy-rules-epa-mileage-standards/1

The White House has proposed new rules for fuel economy by big rigs, buses, and heavy-duty pick-up trucks starting in 2014. This shows great optimism by the Obama administration, in that they expect American industry, shipping, and travel to somehow survive the next 3 years.