Wishing all of my fan(s) and reader(s) a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving holiday. I am thankful to have the chance to do what I love - to write jokes. And I don't know if those who read them really enjoy them, but I like to believe that my jokes are viewed and laughed at daily by hundreds of men, women, children, and unicorns. yes, I believe that unicorns can read and have the internet.
I am thankful that I live in a country where I have the freedom to poke fun at our government, our leaders, and the issues of the day, without fear of censorship or persecution. And I am thankful that there are people who share my point of view and appreciate my humor and silliness. And that a blog never reveals when I have something stuck in my teeth or write in my underwear.
I am thankful to my family, to my friends, to my supporters. Most of all I am thankful to God, for my family, friends, and supporters. And a special thank you to the politicians, the Real Housewives, The cast of Jersey Shore, and all the Kardashians, for making it so easy to come up with jokes during otherwise tough times. If Comedy is like a Thanksgiving holiday for the mind, you are surely the turkeys.
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
“Hilton: 'Ho,Tell'”
Blogger Perez Hilton has announced that he will be writing a children’s book. All he has to do now wait for celebrity children to do things that he can ridicule.
The book will really tap a new market, as there are not a lot of choices in children’s literature that promote mean-spirited gossip.
The book is tentatively titled “The Boy with Pink Hair,” and will tell the story of a boy who found hi identity by hiding behind a fake name while he exploited well-known people he’d never met, to gain fame and make money.
Perez says that the book is about celebrating self-acceptance. Which he’ll need when everybody hates his stupid book.
The publishers of the book admit that the only reason they agreed to a printing is because they thought they were representing Paris Hilton.
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