Lindsay Lohan called police to her Venice Beach home New Year’s Day, when a trespassing man knocked on her door and refused to leave. Officers showed up to arrest the man, but as soon as she saw the cops, out of habit Lindsay swallowed her drug balloons and hid stolen jewelry in her vagina.
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
“Pimpin’ Dunuts”
A sting operation in New Jersey led to a Dunkin Donuts employee being arrested for prostitution after multiple occasions where she left with customers in their cars during her late night shifts. Apparently, she would provide the donuts and they’d provide the crème filling.
Donuts were not what her customers were dunkin’.
At the time of her arrest, she had kind of a glazed look.
Her specialty was simply known as “the donut hole.”
One customer thought he might have caught an STD when one night, he discovered sprinkles on it.
When she was arrested, the place was crawling with cops. Not because of the sting operation; because it was at a donut shop.
Friday, November 12, 2010
“Police the Internet for Police”
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2010-11-12-1Afacebookcops12_ST_N.htm
According to a national report, about a third of police departments are looking at social media accounts such as Facebook as part of their background check for hiring new officers. They are weeding out a lot of applicants who, it turns out, are pirates, engage in Mafia wars, and tend to farms.
Police chiefs are dismayed to have learned that many of the applicants who want to be cops have been guilty of tagging.
Police executives agree that modern police techniques and technology should only be in the hands of individuals who demonstrate civic responsibility even online. Applicants who only have a MySpace account can be trusted with technology up until 2007.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
“Cops Shoot First, Review Footage Later”
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-10-28-tasercams28_ST_N.htm
Police are mounting new video-cameras onto Tasers to make sure the stun weapons are not misused. Cops are worried that they won’t be able to draw the weapons until someone yells, “Action.”
Conversely, some cops my abuse the Taser Cams by insisting that a second or third take was needed for creative reasons.
Experts say that either crime will go down because of the Taser deterrent, or else all Taser stuns are going to go viral on YouTube.
Some critics have said that Tasers ‘ use amounts to excessive force, and even worse, the video from them lacks any sense of theme, visual storytelling, or character development.
Police are mounting new video-cameras onto Tasers to make sure the stun weapons are not misused. Cops are worried that they won’t be able to draw the weapons until someone yells, “Action.”
Conversely, some cops my abuse the Taser Cams by insisting that a second or third take was needed for creative reasons.
Experts say that either crime will go down because of the Taser deterrent, or else all Taser stuns are going to go viral on YouTube.
Some critics have said that Tasers ‘ use amounts to excessive force, and even worse, the video from them lacks any sense of theme, visual storytelling, or character development.
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