“Cry of Newt”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/12/newt-gingrich-cries-mother/1

At a Des Moines coffee house, Newt Gingrich broke into tears when talking about his mother to a group called CafeMoms.  It’s understandable.  After all, she’s the woman who named her own son “Newt.”

"Alaska or Bus"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/05/sarah-palin-bus-tour-one-nation-/1

Sarah Palin is launching a bus tour amid speculation that she may run for president.  The tour may prove that Palin really is qualified for the job that may be her ultimate goal: bus driver.

Obviously, it's a short bus tour.

"Palin Comparison"

New polls show that Sarah Palin is losing popularity among Republicans. Perhaps because her reality TV show, Sarah Palin's Alaska made her a moderate success.