Showing posts with label sales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sales. Show all posts

Thursday, April 28, 2011

“Up Against the Wal”

Walmart has announced that they will again start selling guns to improve the chain’s slumping sales.  The guns are expected to sell well, and Walmart’s revenues to increase.  This solves the problem for both Walmart’s stores, and the robbers who want to hold them up at gunpoint.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

“Searing Profits”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/11/sears-to-open-on-thanksgiving-for-first-time-in-its-124-year-history/1

Sears is planning on opening its stores on Thanksgiving Day for the first time in its 124-year history. Experts say that this jump on the competition for holiday sales will make the company hundreds of dollars.

Among their employees, however, it will make them thousands of enemies.

The move is in the holiday spirit, since homeless people need a place to wander around while the rest of the mall is closed.