Thursday, December 18, 2008

Crime Doesn't 'Pie'

A pizza delivery man was held up at gunpoint, but threw the hot pepperoni pizza at the gunman. The suspect fled the scene covered in pizza, but has been described as hot and delicious.

The gunman fired one shot but the delivery man was not hit. When they say thick crust, they mean it.

While the delivery guy was not hurt, the robber burned the roof of his mouth.

The robber was expecting to be able to shoot someone in 30 minutes or less.

In the gunman’s defense, when he orders anchovies, he wants anchovies.

The delivery guy’s biggest complaint: no tip.

Seriously, how dumb is this robber? When you order a pizza for delivery, the one thing you have to tell them is the address where you are. You may as well call the police yourself while waiting for your pizza, moron.

The delivery has a new career now, too, as a crime fighter. Code name: Domino.

The pizza-covered robber was foiled, however, as he shortly thereafter ran up against stoner college kids who ate him.

Actually, the pizza robber was caught by police, and was immediately hand-tossed into jail.