Snow Blower

In Anchorage, Alaska, Snowzilla, the famous 16-foot-plus snowman standing since 2005, had to be brought down due to a city abatement order, citing the structure as a public nuisance and safety hazard. Snowzilla is to be executed by electricity. Specifically: hair-dryer.

An investigation of Snowzilla has already resulted in all of his assets being frozen.

An earlier attempt to bring down Snowzilla included a citation for having a corn-cob pipe in a non-smoking zone.

Snowzilla was already controversial in terms of the law, since he wore no clothes besides a scarf and hat.

Witnesses who were on hand to see the demolition of the 16-feet giant said that close-by, they could actually see a snow angel.

The argument could be made that the giant snowman was scary, intimidating, and interfered with the rights of travelers and passersby. And, as is well known government doesn’t like competition.

Governor Sarah Palin gave no pardon to the popular snowman to stay his execution, probably due to the rumors of his 2012 Vice-Presidential campaign bid.