Fire Ho's

It was reported in Los Angeles that the city’s oldest strip club, “The Body Shop” has closed down due to a fire. Fire-fighters were slow to put out the blaze because they first had to pay a cover and buy two drinks.

On the main stage, the strippers found it physically easy to stop, drop, and roll. But then there was a fire.

During the fire, getting the club’s dancers to leave proved difficult, until rescue workers stood at the exit waving dollar bills.

It would have been a less dangerous situation if the disaster had been, say, a flood, since most of the girls are already equipped with flotation devices.