Friday, December 5, 2008

No'way, George!

In a London court today, singer Boy George was convicted of false imprisonment for cuffing and chaining a Norwegian male escort to a wall in his apartment and then hitting him with a chain following a cocaine-induced, pornographic photo session. The conviction is ironic, since the cuffing is the most legal and least offensive thing about that night.

Boy George is yet to be sentenced, but may face cuffing and imprisonment himself, in exchange for his cuffing and imprisoning another man. Karma chameleon, indeed.

2 comments:

Markus Kublin said...

825

Ilan The Portlander Rebbe said...

I'm a tad disapointed. A gag over Boy George and S&M and the song joke you went with was "Karma Chamelon"?

what about "Do you really want to hurt me?", "victims", "I'm Afraid of Me"? Even "Don't Mind If I Do" would work.