“Buffett Right on Track”

Billionaire investor Warren Buffet has acquired Burlington Northern Sante Fe, the nation’s second largest railroad. Some say this shows Buffett’s confidence in the economy, but really, he just knows people are going to need box cars to live in.

Buffett, showing his real prediction of where this country is headed, is setting his railway up with a bullet train to hell.

Some critics say railroads are too old-fashioned to be a dynamic money-maker, but Buffett knows that trains are going to get a lot more popular when the rest of the airlines go belly-up.

When was the last time a train overshot Minneapolis by 150 miles?