Thursday, November 5, 2009

“Pilots Excuse: Miles Off Course”

The two pilots who lost their licenses after they overshot Minneapolis by 150 miles are both appealing their case with the NTSB, or National Transportation Safety Board. It’s expected that when they show up for their hearing, they’ll miss the NTSB building by 150 miles.

The pilots’ defense has been that they were distracted by working on their laptop computers, which is like saying you’re innocent because you were doing exactly what you are accused of.

Many suspect that both pilots fell asleep, creating a serious danger to everyone aboard. Equally serious is their apparently poor judgment, as evidences by the lame, bogus laptop excuse.

It’s more likely that one pilot was on top the other’s lap.

Now, I’m not saying that these guys are liars, but their clear lack of respect for the place where they work make the word ‘cockpit’ sound dirty.

On the bright side, the plane’s autopilot is being hailed as a hero for keeping everyone on board alive.

The FAA asked that they file their appeal electronically, because they don’t even want to give these guys the tools to fly paper airplanes.

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