Monday, November 9, 2009

“Wrath of Conn.”

Connecticut governor M. Jodi Rell announced this week that she will not run for re-election in 2010. As a Republican, she chose to announce it now instead of having the obligatory sleazy affair with a prostitute or a South American woman.

In the meantime, she plans to continue working for her state and finish out her term. Or as the Republican Party now calls that, “going rogue.”

Rell doesn’t want to go through the grueling process of campaigning and debating again; not when its easier nowadays to be next in line after a sitting governor resigns in disgrace.

…Or as that is now becoming known, “the democratic process.”

Of course, the liberal media will immediately get to work trying to bully her out of office sooner.

FOX News is taking Gov. Rell’s announcement as a sign that she is a shoo-in to run for president in 2012.

…Or sooner.

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