Friday, November 13, 2009

“Get a Wing Man”

A drop in chicken production has resulted in a shortage of chicken wings. This tragic situation means that televised football will be proportionally less enjoyable.

Customers in restaurant who order wings may find smaller portions, forcing them to eat the celery.

Most sympathetic to the problem are chicken retailers, whose own sales are suffering. Least sympathetic: chickens with no arms.

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