"Made In Japan"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110101/ap_on_re_as/as_japan_population

The population of Japan shrunk for the 4^th year in a row, in 2009, because deaths outnumbered births by 123,000. Japanese doctors are working to combat the top causes of death, heart attack, stroke, and being eaten by Godzilla.

Trying to increase their population numbers, from now on Japan plans to count all Sumo wrestlers as 2 people.

The Japanese government issued a statement, asking the world to think of Japan in terms of its culture and history, science and technology, and strong economy and business savvy, and not their shrinking population and tiny penises.

A shrinking Japan alarmed many around the world, because Japanese people already tend to be so small.

Here in America, the reaction to the news has mostly been confusion, since most Americans think Japan and China are the same place.