“Taco Bell, What’s in that Shell?”

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2011-01-25-taco-bell-suit_N.htm

A lawsuit filed Friday alleges that the meat mixture used by Taco Bell in its beef products does not meet the minimum USDA requirements to be labeled “beef.” A Taco Bell spokesman said that their customers are satisfied with their food quality and value, adding “Besides, they’re too stoned to care.”

Also, it turns out that their cinnamon twists are just made of Styrofoam.

In response, next week Taco Bell plans to unveil their new line of Burritos, made from real burros.

In a related story, McDonald’s is destroying all records of what goes into a McRib sandwich.