Tuesday, October 25, 2011

"The Dinner Party"


In a  poll where a research group asked people which Republican presidential candidate they would most want to have dinner with, the winner was Herman Cain, with 29%.  That’s mainly because they assumed Cain can get free all-you-can-eat pizza anytime he wants.

Cain was the most popular choice among Republicans just because most of them have never had dinner with a black man before.

They chose Cain just so they could say “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?”

The biggest difference in the dine-with-a-candidate philosophy was this: Republicans would write off the dinner on their taxes as a business expense, while Democrats think the government should just pay for it.

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