Friday, October 28, 2011

“Lettuce Request”

Lady Gaga has been asked by PETA to wear a dress made entirely out of lettuce while appearing in India.  Gaga hasn’t responded to the request yet.  Likely she is searching for the right words, since she wouldn’t want to look ridiculous.

If Gaga agrees to wear the lettuce dress, her appearance in it promises to be raw.

The dress would only be wearable once, after which, the lettuce would be tossed.

These, are of course, Gaga’s salad days.

PETA was going to follow Gaga around until she agreed to wear celery, but they didn’t want to stalk her.

India’s branch of PETA wants Gaga to promote a vegetarian lifestyle.  The question is, are vegetarians born this way?


PETA considered asking Gaga to wear a carrot, but they reconsidered when they realized people might mistake it for her penis.

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