Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the so-called “Underwear Bomber” pleaded guilty to trying to blow up a plane as a passenger in flight, on Christmas, 2009. He had originally planned to plead not guilty, but was convinced to change both his plea and his underwear.
Umar called the bomb he carried a “Blessed weapon,” which was proven to be true when, instead of killing innocent people on a plane, it just burned his junk.
In reference to the underwear incident, he read from a brief, not boxer, statement.
In addition to possible consecutive life sentences, the 8 charges to which he pleaded carry fines of $250,000 as well. So by blowing up his underwear, he really lost his ass.
Details of his injuries were not specific, but it is widely believed that since his bomb went off, there’s no more fruit in the loom.
The bomber threatened the United States with further violence, adding, “If you laugh at us now, we will laugh at you later.” The United States, meanwhile, did not laugh at any violence, but couldn’t help but chuckle at the guy who ignited a bomb in his own underwear and burned his butt off.
Because of his bad underwear experience, if he ever plans another military style attack, he’d prefer to go commando.
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