Thursday, April 19, 2012

“Law of Physics”


A UC, San Diego physicist used the math of angular versus linear velocity to get out of a $400 traffic ticket for allegedly failing to stop at a stop sign.  It’s the first time his $1000,000 education has paid off.

The judge ruled in his favor so he didn’t have to pay the fine, but let the record show that that the accused is such a nerd.

To equate the math with geometric terms, the stop sign was an octagon, the policeman’s badge a hexagon, and the physicist: a perfect square.

His ability to accurately do the practical math shows that he is just as good at word problems as he probably is bad with girl problems.

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