Wednesday, April 18, 2012

"Nose Candy"


A controversial new fad diet has become available, where people are not eating or drinking at all for 10 days, but using a feeding tube through their nose to lose weight.  So at the end of the 10 days, you might have lost 20 lbs., but now your nose is really fat.

Patients using the feeding tube diet don’t complain about the lack of food.  They say everything tastes as good as it smells.

The feeding tube only provides 800 calories a day.  Patients daily exercise routine consists of several sets of passing out and falling down. 

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