Wednesday, April 18, 2012

"Holy Gospel, Elvis"


A travel company is promoting its new Elvis Presley Holy Land Tour, a package that will go to Israel with Elvis’s favorite gospel artists.  It is expected that a bunch of Elvis impersonators will sign up, and then meet their tour guide, the Host of Kings.

People on the tour will have the option to be baptized at the Jordon River, with a peanut butter and banana sandwich and a bottle of pills.

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