"HoloGrammy Winner"

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Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg’s finale at Sunday night’s Coachella performance included Tupac Shakur appearing on stage as a hologram.  Reactions were mixed.  Most fans were thrilled, but a small group who don’t understand technology and do believe in ghosts, literally pooped their pants.

The holographic apparition was a surprise for fans in the event’s big finale, but one especially harsh critic saying Shakur’s performance had no life in it.

I said he was especially harsh.

Too soon?

"Chasing Amy"

Singer Amy Winehouse had to cancel her planned appearance at the Coachella music festival in April, since she has to appear in court that day for allegedly hitting a fan at a London party. Amy won’t appear in court either, as she already plans to be on a bender and spend that day lying on the floor of a hotel lobby in a puddle of her own filth.

Before becoming a tabloid staple for her court cases and marital problems, Amy used to be an award-winning sloppy mess.

Amy is starting to strongly discourage teens from abusing drugs and alcohol, but she hasn’t been doing so intentionally.