Showing posts with label Dick Cheney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dick Cheney. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

“A Dick Says What?”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/01/cheney-obama-will-be-a-one-term-president/1?csp=hf

Former Vice President Dick Cheney said on The Today Show Tuesday that he thinks Barak Obama will be a one-term president. Cheney added, “Obama won’t be running this country for 8 years, like I did. – I mean, like Georgie did.”

When asked about the current uproar over gun laws since the recent Arizona shootings, Cheney said, “We need to be… careful about assuming… society or… political class bears the responsibility for what happened… when it was the act of a deranged, crazed individual.” Adding, “And I know what I’m talking about – I’ve shot a friend in the face.”

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Random, unrelated news

New research says that alcohol is more dangerous than heroin and cocaine. The research was done in an extensive, double-blind study performed exclusively by Amy Winehouse.


In his new book, George W. Bush says he considered dropping Dick Cheney from the ticket in his 2004 campaign for re-election. It became a moot point, however, since most of Cheney's vital organs had already been replaced with robot parts and artificial organs.