Wednesday, July 6, 2011

“Animal Magnetism”

Kim Kardashian told Cosmopolitan magazine that because of all her public scrutiny, she sometimes feels like a zoo animal.  She should really try front-facing sex.

She is like a zoo animal: she has no job, she struts around on display, and the public is able to observe her mating rituals any time of day.

Asked if she was thinking of any zoo animal in particular, she said, “I guess Khloe.”

The only zoo animal Kim could actually be mistaken for would be a species of camel that has the humps on the backside.

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