Showing posts with label Minnesota. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Minnesota. Show all posts

Thursday, February 9, 2012

"Marines, Republicans, a Rhino, and the FBI


The Marine Corps  confirmed that in a photograph that appeared on the Internet, one of their Afghanistan sniper teams posed in front of a flag resembling the SS of Nazi Germany.  Noting that everything must be taken in context, at the time, those Marines were trying to impress Dick Cheney.



Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has surged way ahead of Newt Gingrich, thanks to winning 3 primary elections this week in Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri.  Though, no matter how far ahead Santorum may be, you can always still see Newt behind him just because of his massive girth.



In a conservation group’s anti-poaching demonstration gone wrong, a rhinoceros died in South Africa, when a tranquilizer used to sedate the animal killed it instead.  Trying to save face, the organization changed their message, warning to rhinos to just say “no” to drugs.



Today the FBI released the file they had on Steve Jobs, from 1991, when then President H. W. Bush was considering his as a US Export Council appointee.  Though the file is now public, you can’t read it because their PC’s crashed.

The FBI also has a file on Bill Gates.  It costs about half as much to get, but it sucks.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

“Bachman Bach’s Out”


After finishing 6th in the Iowa Republican caucuses Tuesday, Michelle Bachman has said she is suspending her presidential campaign, but said she will continue to fight against President Obama.  She did not specify how she’ll fight him, but one can presume her main weapon will be her crazy stare.

Now that Bachman is out of the campaign, she will be free to spend more time with her husband to try to turn him straight.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

“Prince among Men”


Property in Minnesota owned by venerable pop star Prince is set for a foreclosure auction in May if delinquent payments aren’t made.  It would be hard to find a buyer for any house on the property, though, since the ceilings are all only 4 feet high.

Of course, since the property belongs to Prince, no matter when he sells it or for how much, it will be a short sale.

If he loses the property to foreclosure, Price may change his name to The Artist Formerly Known As Rich.

In the foreclosure proceedings, the bank will be represented by a team of lawyers, while Prince will be represented by a squiggly symbol.

Prince has been delinquent on his payments for months, but because of his height, he is often mistaken for a juvenile delinquent.


Instead of trying to restructure his loan, Prince continued to finance like its 1999.