“Oprah Takes Care of her OWN”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/07/oprah-promotes-herself-to-ceo-of-own/1

Oprah Winfrey has named herself the CEO of her new cable channel OWN.  This makes Oprah the literal master of self-promotion.

Oprah may have wanted to make sure she was the top executive since the brand bears her name, or she may have just wanted a fat raise. 

“Chicago’s OWN”

 Chicago’s Mayor Daley has renamed a local street "Oprah Winfrey Way."  The street was designed to handle especially heavy loads.

The street will soon take over all of the other streets in the entire city.

Despite the street’s obvious swerves and turns, Oprah insists that it is completely straight.

At Oprah’s insistence, the first person to go down on it was Gayle King.

“TV Oprah Would Watch”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/04/oprah-winfrey-network-announces-six-new-series/1

The Oprah Winfrey Network announced six new television series Thursday, all looking to target a predominantly female audience.  The new line-up includes the documentary series, “Oprah Spends Her Money,” the reality show “Who Wants to Eat and Entire Cake?” and the non-reality show, “Oprah’s Not a Lesbian.”