"The BB King"

In Texas, a man fired a BB at a Taco Bell drive-though because he was upset about the price increase of a burrito. But that's nothing compared to what shot out of him after eating the burrito.

Another upset customer shocked all of Texas when he expressed his unhappiness using only words.

“Belles of 'Bell' Brawl Have Balls”

A video surfaced last week of ten men in drag who got in a brawl at a Taco Bell. No Injuries were reported, but tragically the food quality was the same as always.

They got the idea while trying to think outside the bun.

“Taco Bell, What’s in that Shell?”

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2011-01-25-taco-bell-suit_N.htm

A lawsuit filed Friday alleges that the meat mixture used by Taco Bell in its beef products does not meet the minimum USDA requirements to be labeled “beef.” A Taco Bell spokesman said that their customers are satisfied with their food quality and value, adding “Besides, they’re too stoned to care.”

Also, it turns out that their cinnamon twists are just made of Styrofoam.

In response, next week Taco Bell plans to unveil their new line of Burritos, made from real burros.

In a related story, McDonald’s is destroying all records of what goes into a McRib sandwich.