A group of nuns are fighting the opening of a new strip club being built on property right next door to a convent. The strippers don’t want to be too close to the nuns either, saying that in the past, they’ve been lousy tippers.
Both establishments accept one dollar bills.
The strip club will be literally be less than 2 feet from the nuns’ property. The strip club has already warned the convent that, while that is very close, the club’s official rule is still “no touching.”
The club owner is willing to offer compromises to make the nuns happy, such as drink specials, and 2-for-1 lap dances, and of course, Ladies Night.
Just be sure you have the right address if you re looking for the services of one establishment versus the other. Because there’s a big difference between a sponge bath and the Shower Room.
