“Fat Chance”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012/09/21/sugary-drinks-may-magnify-the-genetic-risk-of-obesity/57821200/1

Harvard researchers say that people who are genetically predisposed to obesity are more likely to become obese if they drink a lot of sugary beverages.  Their conclusions are based on studying 32 genes, gathering ancestry data and testing thousands of grouped subjects.  But they could have gotten the same results just from looking at people.

“Sexual Healing?”

Researchers at Rutgers University have taken the first ever images of the brain of someone who's masturbating.  Now they are seeking a subject for the next step in their research: taking images of the brain of a woman giving a bl**job.

"Frowny Facebook"

Researchers say that Facebook can lead to depression in some teens. Especially if they accept a friend request from Morrisey.

The researchers say that these cases of teen depression only validate that Facebook is a normal part of life.

Sadly, this means that some teens are blaming Facebook for their decision to dress Goth.

“Heavy News”

http://yourlife.usatoday.com/health/medical/heartdisease/story/2011/03/Out-of-shape-Intense-exercise-sex-may-raise-heart-risk/45194406/1

A new research study warns that people who are out of shape may be at greater risk of heart attack prompted by sudden physical activy, including sex. Fortunately, fat people have a lower risk of getting laid.

The risk of heart attack for single men is less, because when they have sex, their hearts are less likely to be involved.

Married men who have sex with another woman, however, are more likely to be killed by their wives, which the wives refer to as “natural causes.”