Teed Off

A new controversy faces the world of ladies’ golf, since it was revealed that the new winner of the Re/Max World Long Drive Championship, Lana Lawless, used to be a man. In fact, she was a SWAT policeman, but has long since retired her nightstick.

On the plus side, she’s probably the only professional athlete who you never need to worry about testing for steroids.

Out on the course, Lawless prefers to use an iron club, but when she needs it, she still knows how to use the wood.

The only thing affected by her sex change was her long game.

Even if you looked at every male-born golfer in the world, it isn’t often that you see a hole in one.

It doesn’t matter if she was born male or female when you see her at the driving range, after she hits, all you’ll know is that her balls are long gone.

Now, the only difference between Lana and other female athletes is that she likes men.