Friday, February 19, 2010

“Can a Tiger Change his Stripes?”

Tiger Woods issued a public apology for his infidelities on Friday, asking his fans to find room in their hearts to believe in him again. He also asks that they find rooms in hotels for him to get it on.

Woods addressed rumors that his wife Elin hit him on the night he left home and crashed his Escalade. He insisted that his wife has never hit him. Ever. No once. Yet.

Tiger took the blame, praised his wife, and sounded sincere. He hopes that somehow all of this will, over time, get him laid.

-With his wife or not; doesn’t matter.

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