New York’s Governor David Paterson made the announcement today that he was ending his campaign for re-election, but defended his record and stressed that he will remain in office until the end of his term. An aide then came in and informed Paterson that he had been speaking alone, to an empty room.
President Obama’s Social Secretary Desiree Rogers announced Friday that she would be stepping down. Most Americans had not even heard of Ms. Rogers until this announcement. Turns out she’s not that social of a secretary.
A 6.9 earthquake hit off the southern coast of Japan early Saturday morning. There have not yet been any related reports of violence, emotional trauma, or property damage, but if there are, Japan is already prepared to make a TV game show out of it.
Two massive, giant icebergs, one 60 and the other 48 miles long, dislodged from Antarctica and are now floating together in the Southern ocean. Word is, they finally find out James Cameron made another movie and were hoping to get cast if it was a Titanic sequel.
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