Thursday, February 11, 2010

“Clinton’s Hospital Stent”

Former President Bill Clinton had 2 heart stents put in Thursday after being taken to the hospital for chest pains. Clinton is still resting in the hospital. Fortunately, he’s quite comfortable sleeping in a strange bed.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was surprised by the rush to the hospital and surgical ordeal. She had no idea her husband even had a heart.

Clinton assures those close to him that with the stents in place, he has no trouble getting blood flow to his penis.

Clinton has been working with George W. Bush for Haiti relief, which has proven to be an effective and humanitarian way for Clinton to get laid.

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