Monday, February 1, 2010

“Obscene Phone Messages” “Senior Correspondence”

The AARP says that sexting, exchanging sexually explicit text or photo messages, is as popular among seniors as it is among young people. This claim was subsequently confirmed by the Institute for Disgusting Studies.

Though sexting has mainly thought to be a teen phenomenon, this story really adds some new wrinkles.

The AARP has offered advice to seniors sending flirty or X-rated texts or cell phone pictures to be discreet. For example ladies, if you send a naked photo of yourself, shoot it from the knees down, so only your breasts will show.

In light of this information, cell phone sales are really sagging, and that’s not the only thing.

Heightened awareness of seniors’ sex lives has now begun to cause younger people to get grossed out whenever retirees say it’s time for them to “move down South.”

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