Thursday, February 18, 2010

“Weapons of Mass Disappearance” or “Gun Shy”

A Department of Homeland Security report revealed that between 2005 and 2008, department officers lost 289 firearms. Disturbingly, 15 wound up in the hands of crime suspects. Even more disturbingly, the rest wound up in the hands of a drunk Rip Torn.

Former President George W. Bush, who helped create the department following 9/11, was disappointed to hear that so many weapons were lost. Especially since now those guns will never be used to kill anybody.

No comments: