“Communist A-gender”

Cuba has resumed a government healthcare policy to grant sex change operations to citizens for free. Under Fidel Castro’s rule, the program had not been given support for many years, but only because he knew he’d look weird as a woman with a long beard.

Well, the sex change isn't really free, exactly. for starters, they make you live in Cuba...

It is hoped that though Cuba is considered a totalitarian state, eventually the sex change operations will be voluntary instead of mandatory.

In a related story, Miami reports a recent influx of beautiful-looking women with Adam’s apples.