“Signing of the Times”

President Obama signed his landmark health care bill today, which will add sweeping changes to America’s healthcare system. Obama used several pens in the signing ceremony, developing writer’s cramp, carpal tunnel, and hand callouses whose treatment will cost taxpayers $938 billion.

When Vice President Joe Biden introduced the president to the podium at the signing, he whispered to Obama, “This is a big f***ing deal.” Political rivals called Biden’s language sickening. But now, those sickened can get health insurance.