“Pot Boiler”

Three suspects were arrested in North Hollywood trying to rob a marijuana dispensary late Tuesday night. The suspects will be tried by a jury of their peers, necessitating a very high court.

There were no witnesses to the robbery. Actually, there were plenty of other people around, but they were all either staring at a wall or their hand.

Dispensary customers say this is the worst marijuana-related crime they know of since, quote, “that one dude bogarted that roach we had.”