Tuesday, March 2, 2010

“Dressed to Kill”

The Smithsonian Institution has rejected the donation of OJ Simpson’s suit from the day he was acquitted on charges of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman. Of course, OJ will now submit a counter-suit.

Asked to describe the features of the suit, OJ said it fit like a glove.

OJ’s plan was to donate the suit, then steal it back at gunpoint as his personal memorabilia.

OJ no longer has the clothes he wore when looking for the ‘real killers.’ To raise money for legal bills, he had to sell that golf attire to Second Hand Sports.

OJ said he wanted to donate the suit he wore when he was acquitted, but he wants to keep the suit he wore when he committed the murders for sentimental reasons.

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