“Going to Pot” or “Pot to Polls”

California election officials certified that enough petition signatures have been gathered to put a marijuana legalization vote on the state ballot this coming November. But experts predict that supporters will either be too stoned to show up or too paranoid to vote ‘yes.’

If the measure passes, California will be at odds with federal law, which still deems pot possession unlawful. That’s why California is calling the measure, “Proposition ‘Stick It to the man.’”

This could be good news for Florida, because if California farmers start growing marijuana, they’re going to forget all about their citrus trees.