“Girlie Man”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2011-05-17-schwarzenegger-child_N.htm

Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed that his separation from wife maria Shriver was prompted by his admission that he fathered a child with a member of their household staff over a decade ago.  His affair means that in the late 1990’s, his role as Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin was only the second worst thing he did to those who loved and trusted him.

Before he became governor of California in 2004, Arnold was the top action star in Hollywood.  Today’s news is just proof that he never stopped getting action.

Though the couple announced their split last week, hiding an extra-marital affair until after his two terms in public office makes Arnold an honorary Kennedy.

Arnold doesn’t seen to be facing too much fallout from the public over his affair, making recently resigned Senator John Ensign wish he’d been a movie star before he ran for office.

There was no way that Arnold could deny that the baby was his, since it had huge muscles, an Austrian accent, couldn’t act, and caused an insurmountable state debt.

“Drawn Out Career”

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that his new "Governator" character will be turned into a comic book and animated TV series.  In both, Arnold will fight, crush, and ultimately bury his arch-nemesis: California.

Like all of Schwarzenegger’s characters, the Governator will be two-dimensional.

Like everything Arnold did as governor for 7 years, this project will be cartoonish.

Schwarzenegger will do the voice acting for the character, marking the first time what he does may be considered “acting.”