“Threesome, Tiresome”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/01/newt-gingrich-ex-wife-interview-/1

Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife Marianne, said  that her then husband had asked her if they could have an “open marriage,” so he could see another woman, who later became his 3^rd wife.  Speculating how this might play into politics, critics say that a President Gingrich might want to be become the prime minister of Canada at the same time.

Gingrich supports say his ex-wife’s account just proves that Newt is able to adapt to changing times and lay plans for the future.

The former Mrs. Gingrich said this all went on while Newt publicly criticized then President Clinton’s family values in the midst of his sex scandal.  When Clinton heard about this overlap, he immediately found Newt and high-fived him.

“Action/Father Figure”

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20490714,00.html

The identity of the woman with whom Arnold Schwarzenegger had a child was revealed today.  Mildred “Patty” Baena was a housekeeper and assistant in Arnold and Maria’s home for over 20 years.  Apparently, she was really good at cleaning, organizing, and keeping her trap shut.

She wouldn’t do windows, but as a trade-off, she would do Arnie.

Coincidentally, “Mildred Baena” is Spanish for “Baby Mama.”

“Girlie Man”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2011-05-17-schwarzenegger-child_N.htm

Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed that his separation from wife maria Shriver was prompted by his admission that he fathered a child with a member of their household staff over a decade ago.  His affair means that in the late 1990’s, his role as Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin was only the second worst thing he did to those who loved and trusted him.

Before he became governor of California in 2004, Arnold was the top action star in Hollywood.  Today’s news is just proof that he never stopped getting action.

Though the couple announced their split last week, hiding an extra-marital affair until after his two terms in public office makes Arnold an honorary Kennedy.

Arnold doesn’t seen to be facing too much fallout from the public over his affair, making recently resigned Senator John Ensign wish he’d been a movie star before he ran for office.

There was no way that Arnold could deny that the baby was his, since it had huge muscles, an Austrian accent, couldn’t act, and caused an insurmountable state debt.

“Ensignation”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/04/john-ensign-resign-senate-replacement-2012-election-/1?csp=hf

John Ensign resigned as the U.S. senator from Nevada Friday, amid investigations involving his extra-marital affair and alleged bribes to cover it up.  Ensign is now the poster boy for Nevada, being involved in a sex scandal AND being unemployed.

The whole chain of events has been a shock to Nevadans.  Not the affair; that they are used to.  But what happened in Vegas did not stay in Vegas.